Posts tagged ‘haikus’

8/12/17

Nazi tiki torch

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

No, seriously
See a fire? Put it

Out! Extinguish! Extinguish!

This is no lua!
Nazis scared of white

Genocide should procreate 

not have sausage time!
Making fun of big

Jerks is soothing and I think

 it works! Clown em y’all!
National guard has

Been called, I am more worried

About them shooting
Aclu knows

What’s up they hold the line while

We all get worked up

8/11/17

Phrases never to

say include “in my wheelhouse”

You pretentious fuck

8/9/17

Not so secretly

I hate everyone’s perfect

Cute Profile pictures

7/29/17

Standing desk because

Growing children can reach on

To table tops now

7/26/17

Small business is broke

One week and catching up the

next. Stressful lifestyle.

7/25/17

Three hundred gallon

Rain water collection tank

Is empty. Such drought.

7/24/17

Not every witch

Has been interrogated

For witchcraft on stand
 I have been in court

 and questioned as a witch in

Two thousand fifteen

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