Archive for April, 2019

Need Haiku Competitors

Folks – I need to find a minimum of 4 competitors for this upcoming Haiku event in Richmond. I need 4+ people to commit to coming out, bringing 20-30 pre-written haiku (simply a three line poem, lines containing 5-7-5 syllables) and competing. Who is gonna help me out this next event?? May 17th at 8pm at 123 E. main st. Rva aka Electric Nomad Dance Studio. Possible prizes. Your Haiku can be about anything. Also, if you are interested in sponsoring these events, so we can pay the poets and give them prizes, please hit me up. I am not the main organizer of this event but I love the shit out of it and I am competing against Raven Mack in the Life Match, so I am trying to help. This Southern Gothic Futurism haiku thing brings together people to create a community of cousins, it celebrates storytelling, the south, weirdos and queerdos and all in between. It is legit fun and some of the best laughing I do each month (the event goes down in Cville and Rva check it out) email me at mokarnage@gmail.com for info or to commit

4/21/2019

I’m genuinely

Disappointed when dumpstered

Food doesn’t taste good

4/20/2019

Baptist churches in

Denial of fertile pagan

Egg hunt ritual

4/19/2019

Opioid crisis

Behind the scenes dream killer

Capitalism

4/18/2019

Make your own sweet tea

Slip in some lemon balm for

Added cheeriness

4/24/2019

Why dont you put the

New roll of tp on the

Fucking holder?! Men.

Save the Date: May 25th from 1-3pm Kitchen Witchcraft: An Intro to Culinary Uses of Medicinal Herbs! At Electric Nomad Dance Studio

Save the Date:

Saturday May 25th

From 1-3pm

Kitchen Witchcraft:

An Intro to Culinary Uses of Medicinal Herbs! Level 1

This is an introductory course in how to use medicinal herbs in your cooking and food. This course will have useful content for both folks who cook from scratch and folks who tend to eat packaged and pre-prepared foods. We will talk about medicinal and culinary uses of 10+ herbs in this level 1 course. We will touch on the spiritual beliefs/uses of some of these herbs as well. The goal of this class is for students to come away with a better understanding of different plants and their beneficial uses, and with ideas for how to practically incorporate the magick and medicine of the plants into their lives and food.

Mo Karnage has been studying herbalism since childhood, most recently in 1.5 years in the apprenticeship program at Owlcraft Healing Ways in Scottsville Va. Mo lives in Cuckoo, VA at Raven’s Feather Farm. Mo works in construction by day, and juggles family, writing haiku, caring for animals and plants, running, and practicing herbalism by night.

At Electric Nomad Dance Studio, 123 East Main

Sliding Scale $20-30, materials included

Other herbal products for sale after class, bring extra if you want to shop!

Registration to come on Electric Nomad Dance website soon. Stay tuned!

4/17/2019

Sweet tea season is

Upon us. Take calorie

Counts – shove em. Southern.

4/12/2019

Cherry, apple, and

One persimmon and peach. Black

BluE AND rasp berry

4/11/2019

Body aching, cramps

Coming. Missing pregnancy

Prescious smoosh babies