Posts tagged ‘poetry’

12/17/17

Unspoken secret

Everyone grows beard hair not

Just duderinos 
Prepubescent girls

Are not told about future

Bristly stubble hair
Not by the hair on

My chinny chin chin because

I tweeze those puppies
If we unionized

Our chins, could we all grow some

Luscious lady locks?

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11/9/17

Keurig coffee thing

Sounds like ailing chicken, sign

Of cultural death

10/26/17

Quilted country sky

Puts paper towels to shame

False advertising.
Yes, I did insult

The quicker picker upper

Clouds absorb WAY more

10/25/17

Try this for morning

Meditation. Water and feed

Plants and animals
Country morning means

Dew damp shoes and slow sunrise

Ease into the day

10/12/17-10/13/17

ethereal specter,

haunted by the past, ghosted

but not forgotten

 

trunk or treat is not

the same, Halloween has grown

too tame.  mischief brews

Rural Haiku

Did you know that in

Rural areas you may 

not get a landline
Rural cell service 

Is unreliable to 

Say the least. It sucks.
Best chance to access

Internet is to drive some

Where in the city
Verizon cell phones

Used to work, but they changed the

Strength. More dropped calls now.
Century Link is 

The biggest joke on rural

Folks. Bad internet. 
Then again I don’t 

Want to always be online

So it’s not so bad.

10/10/17

That which drains the life

From you is the scariest

Vampire of them all

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