Posts tagged ‘haiku’

8/3/17

Rumple-stiff-skin is

A euphamism for dick

On family feud

8/2/17

My haiku idea

Just vanished as I switched apps

What a bummer yall

8/1/17

Judge judy telling

You “put on your listening

Ears” is a bad sign.

7/31/17

Plaster lathe hewn by

Hand with horse hair plaster. Still

better than shitrock.

7/30/17

Daily watering

Is required of  almost

All living  creatures

7/29/17

Standing desk because

Growing children can reach on

To table tops now

7/28/17

The baby screams to

Be picked up and then squirms to

Get back down. Repeat.

7/27/17

Fennel, turmeric, 

And nutritional yeast in

Every pasta dish

7/26/17

Small business is broke

One week and catching up the

next. Stressful lifestyle.

7/25/17

Three hundred gallon

Rain water collection tank

Is empty. Such drought.