Posts tagged ‘southern’

8/1/17

Judge judy telling

You “put on your listening

Ears” is a bad sign.

7/30/17

Daily watering

Is required of  almost

All living  creatures

7/29/17

Standing desk because

Growing children can reach on

To table tops now

7/28/17

The baby screams to

Be picked up and then squirms to

Get back down. Repeat.

7/27/17

Fennel, turmeric, 

And nutritional yeast in

Every pasta dish

7/25/17

Three hundred gallon

Rain water collection tank

Is empty. Such drought.

7/18/17

In the morning the

Baby coos in his crib which

Is so cute to me

7/17/17

Spend more time helping

Black lives than just protesting 

Confederate dudes
Statues can be dumb

And were a waste of money

Prioritize please
Public housing and

Schools are a shit show along

With transportation
No point removing

Symbols of injustice while

Oppression keeps on
But hey, image is

Everything, amiright? 

Gotta look woke yall

7/15/17

Air conditioners

Are antihuman machines

Deadaptation
It’s hot and humid

But if you drink water and 

Work it will be fine
Reenactors all

Wearing wool pants in this heat

Sweaty balls I guess
Chaffing thighs, chub rub

Surely not part of design

Blame factory foods

7/14/17

Got called a nasty

Bitch for not washing my hands

In city hall’s loo
By some woman who

Was more than likely a big

Fan of hilary
I called it before

Those nasty women do not 

Get to take my word
Been a nasty bitch

For a long time and I dont 

Vote democrat yall
If you can’t handle

The fact that I do not touch 

Pee when i pee, well.
I’m a nasty bitch

 I do not get sick or stoop

 to your politic