Posts tagged ‘influencer’

8/18/2018

it aint what you know (more…)

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7/12/2018

Capitalism

Is killing us. Our shit is

So petty and real.

7/9/2018

Antiquated book

Suggests fax machine for home

Office. And land line.

Contractor testing

Is mostly comical. Bar

Set pretty low y’all

Of course now I need

To pass the class A test or

My bar will look low

Grown up

Grown up is an illusion

A farce

Sold to children to make them obedient,

Lesser than.

Grown up is a bar set

When convenient.

Grown up is an excuse

A promise not kept.

And I don’t want to grow up

To be like you.

But if you are going to flaunt it at least fucking do what you say.

I would say if I weren’t so grown up.

6/13/2018

Chia seeds stuck in

My teeth. Must be twenty eight

Teen. Or tobacco.

5/31/2018

Why do people serve

soft pretzels with cheese sauce? get

you some mustard fools.

5/30/31

Tyson’s chicken plant

Still smelling like straight poo. So

Good luck eating that

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