I pluck my beard hairs

Coarse little buggers, I dont

Know why I kill them


Irrational truck

attachments, I’ll fix her til

I’m broke, forever


New macho is just

sitting in your big work truck

and crying sometimes


obsession with trash

subsidizes my lifestyle

dumpster diving champ


so far, admitting

depression is actually

worse than hiding it


gummy vitamins

acheivable health goal til

I eat all of em


driving to work is

bad for my health. Increases

dumpster snack snacking


genitals smell weird

not shaming, I love my weird

natural crotch smell


awkward fit in an

office environment. let’s

talk suburbanite


small one says lay down

with me. A sweet soft snuggler

pets my face softly








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