Posts tagged ‘writer’

9/14/17

I prefer to view

The world in haiku, than in

Facebook statuses 

9/13/17

Low-key liking 9/

11 conspiracy

Theory memes. Bets hedged. 

9/12/17

Disconnect is how

We survive dystopian

Times. It can’t be real. 

9/11/17

The nesting season

Is upon us. Smoky chill

To the air smells crisp

9/7/17

Don’t tell me you have

Not crawled into pack n play

 desperate for sleep

8/26/17

Delinquent haiku

Writer let’s no one down more

Than their own darn self

8/23/17

Raisins are only

Acceptable in vegan

Carrot cake. No lie. 

Y’all Are Petty: Not Living Your Life While You Have It

Everyday I navigate the planet, and am faced repeatedly with yall being petty. This column is to address yall’s petty bullshit. Call it calling out, or calling in, or maybe just calling bullshit. I’m calling yall petty, and this is why:

Cliche as it may be, every time someone I know DIES I get pretty upset (on the inside mostly, repress, repress) and am reminded of how important it is to be grateful and enjoy every moment.

I am sick and tired of all you grump bears and negative Nancys! All you grudge holders and drudgery doers. 

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8/3/17

Rumple-stiff-skin is

A euphamism for dick

On family feud

7/30/17

Daily watering

Is required of  almost

All living  creatures