Posts tagged ‘haiku’

7/13/17

Drying corn in fields

Around house rustles in an 

Unsettling manner

7/12/17

Chickens were upset

Went with japanese saw to

Kill snake it was hawk

7/11/17

Attention seekers

Should perhaps be ignored so

As to not reward

7/10/17

Farmer’s market hot

Sun beating down. Customers

Just look but don’t buy

7/9/17

Gummy baby has

Fifth tooth cut through, his love bites

Are getting more fierce

Anti robot haiku

​I am a luddite

Against robots in all forms

Dont trust the robots

Automation is

 elimination of the

Human touch we need

If capitalists

Dont need workers we are then

Expendable trash

Except I hear they

Might want to use us for blood

Transfusions ah youth

Frankly we need to

do more physical work not 
Less, lest we grow weak

If you attack me

Saying that last haiku was

Ableist, i swear…

Humans need nature

We need to be out of doors

Bodies are for use

Do not automate

Cars and factories. Grow food 

In soil and sun please

Tear down offices

And cubicles and come 

Outside to play now

Bureaucracy and 

Robots both protect only

Themselves in the end

Innovation is

Ok i guess but lets work

With what we have now

Fuck robots and fuck

Capitalism and fuck 

Government ok

7/8/2017

Beagle in a dog box

Stares at us facing backwards

Station wagon style

Locker Room Horror Stories Haiku

Donald trump donald
Trump donald trump donald trump
Donald trump donald

The sway of a sac
In a warm breeze. Old man blow
dries his testicles

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End of year Haiku

I have secrets I
want to spill about next year
herbal apprentice!!!!!

I am an actor
without motivation
in this land of adults

waiting on hold for
twenty minutes is meant to
be normal to us?

no i will not hold
your entire system is
crap we deserve more

eating for two is
how i normally eat so
its going to get weird

i spend my christmas
money on chinese food and
tofu sammies yay!

warmest december
cheapest vacation thanks for
the heat climate change

Spring is coming haiku pt. 1

Half of my haiku from the winter/Spring.

Next Haiku battle in RVA will be on April 15th at 8pm at Balliceaux, so get to writing yours and come throw down after the Raise Up! Fight for $15 rally which is at 5pm in Monroe Park!!

When I like redneck
But they not like me back. So
Mad I spit my dip!!!

Might take zumba class
At the Y. Just because I
Like to say ZUMBA!

Raven Mack you are
My friend because you are one
Disgruntled redneck

embodiement of
Evil, winter sticks around
Pants oppressin me

Warm up the coffee
dads new dog from milwaukee
book on the couch me

Do you drive a big
Truck? Climate change in my pants
Rising tide pussy

Rain comes down today
Why do anything – ok
Going to the gym

Sometimes i feel like
Sobbing my honey bees left
And i am alone

No one will ever
Match the greatness of the dip
dick and diesel tour

Another year gone
Without seeing monster jam
My soul remains crushed

Bored broke basically
Freezing what are yall doing
This stupid evening?

Whats love got to do
With it? Fucking everything
Dont you get it yet

Heart hurting for good
Reasons. Hoping for the best
We can do it babe