Posts tagged ‘haikus’

9/25/17

Throwing up outside

Beats throwing up inside at

Least thirteen to one

9/23-4/17

New glasses mean I

Feel taller, now that the ground

Appears so detailed 
She said, I can see

Your eyes better now. I said, 

I can see yours too!

9/22/17

Been annoyed my whole

Life by suburbanites who

Think they are country.

9/13/17

Low-key liking 9/

11 conspiracy

Theory memes. Bets hedged. 

9/10/17

Car pulled over. Man

With stick in shoe tread. Classic

Case of ol’ stank foot

8/27/17

Farmer’s market do

Seem to make community

But do they profit?

8/26/17

Delinquent haiku

Writer let’s no one down more

Than their own darn self

8/12/17

Nazi tiki torch

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

No, seriously
See a fire? Put it

Out! Extinguish! Extinguish!

This is no lua!
Nazis scared of white

Genocide should procreate 

not have sausage time!
Making fun of big

Jerks is soothing and I think

 it works! Clown em y’all!
National guard has

Been called, I am more worried

About them shooting
Aclu knows

What’s up they hold the line while

We all get worked up

8/11/17

Phrases never to

say include “in my wheelhouse”

You pretentious fuck

8/9/17

Not so secretly

I hate everyone’s perfect

Cute Profile pictures