Some August Haiku

Lost a haiku contest this month with these haiku, but I still think they are good.


Puritan values

the dumbest shit ever. fuck

you pilgrim ass fucks


If you aint bleeding

you aint working I got news

for you boss she said



stewardship that dont challenge

dominion power.


from 5 bucks up I

strut my stuff- tool belt and big

‘ol pants, sweaty dance


broaden horizons

no, not those ones, please. lets keep

class system in place


In the bland land of

mayonaisse and no flavor,

spices are refused


feelings are valid

but that doesnt mean you arent

an annoying fuck


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