Mo Karnage

Lost a haiku contest this month with these haiku, but I still think they are good.

Puritan values

the dumbest shit ever. fuck

you pilgrim ass fucks

If you aint bleeding

you aint working I got news

for you boss she said

environmental

stewardship that dont challenge

dominion power.

from 5 bucks up I

strut my stuff- tool belt and big

‘ol pants, sweaty dance

broaden horizons

no, not those ones, please. lets keep

class system in place

In the bland land of

mayonaisse and no flavor,

spices are refused

feelings are valid

but that doesnt mean you arent

an annoying fuck