Posts tagged ‘author’

9/18/17-9/20/17

Turned thirty one and

Have the belly to show it

Such a swift decline
Metabolism

A fickle friend, blind youth does

Not appreciate
Babies in tents are

Really the best. Recommend

10 out of ten times

9/16/17

Particular tone

Of Ted talks makes me want to

Bang my head on walls
Why do these people

All talk in the same elite 

Tone of fancy voice?!?!

9/15/17

Honey crisp apples

With peanut butter is the

Best autumnal food

9/14/17

I prefer to view

The world in haiku, than in

Facebook statuses 

9/13/17

Low-key liking 9/

11 conspiracy

Theory memes. Bets hedged. 

9/12/17

Disconnect is how

We survive dystopian

Times. It can’t be real. 

9/11/17

The nesting season

Is upon us. Smoky chill

To the air smells crisp

9/7/17

Don’t tell me you have

Not crawled into pack n play

 desperate for sleep

8/26/17

Delinquent haiku

Writer let’s no one down more

Than their own darn self

8/23/17

Raisins are only

Acceptable in vegan

Carrot cake. No lie.