Mo Karnage

I pluck my beard hairs

Coarse little buggers, I dont

Know why I kill them

Irrational truck

attachments, I’ll fix her til

I’m broke, forever

New macho is just

sitting in your big work truck

and crying sometimes

obsession with trash

subsidizes my lifestyle

dumpster diving champ

so far, admitting

depression is actually

worse than hiding it

gummy vitamins

acheivable health goal til

I eat all of em

driving to work is

bad for my health. Increases

dumpster snack snacking

genitals smell weird

not shaming, I love my weird

natural crotch smell

awkward fit in an

office environment. let’s

talk suburbanite

small one says lay down

with me. A sweet soft snuggler

pets my face softly